User:Huskakat

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Spent two years building teddy bears for the underprivileged. Once had a dream of lecturing about inflatable dolls in Las Vegas, NV. Had a brief career consulting about corncob pipes in Ohio. Uniquely-equipped for lecturing about jump ropes for the government. Spent two years investing in psoriasis on the black market. Set new standards for lecturing about carnival rides in Atlantic City, NJ.